STS^
Z Stress Corporation
also listed as Z Stress Corp.
“JaZoN give me, JaZoN do, Faster Faster...”
Z16 index JZLE — the life Grade A listed publicly
€ 5,775.86
+€ 68.49 · +1.20%
AS OF 4 Aug 2026
priced today
priced today
+1,379.9%
Since it was first valued
22 Feb 2008 — € 390.29
22 Feb 2008 — € 390.29
€ 10,955.30
Its highest ever
9 Mar 2026
9 Mar 2026
€ 30.30
Its lowest ever
25 Apr 2015
25 Apr 2015
-47.3%
Where it trades against its own best
3,165
Times it has been valued
across 18.4 years
across 18.4 years
12
Notes written about it
85/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
Refining the unlimited supply of shit heaped onto JaZoN's plate of life, due to internal or external factors, into pure value. Since 2001.
Risk
Free Money
what threatens it
Dividend
Hate Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
Stomach Pain
what it yields
Held by
self
who this belongs to
Shares
99 / 380
still available of the total issued
Public book
2,433
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
12 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
tariffs
Money
Everything
Money
Money
Sick Child
Financial help
Money
Money
Money
Money
Future
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +1,039.9% | 27 Apr 2015 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -92.2% | 25 Apr 2015 |
| Typical move | 3.81% | either way |
| Longest climb | 18 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 10 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 2 | days |
| Most written about in | 2019 | 3 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2024 +199%
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Worst: 2010 -79%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — +1,380%
24 of 323
Importance to the life — 85/100
105 of 318
Attention it has drawn — 12 notes
4 of 255
Months it has traded — 213
72 of 323
It sits in the top tenth of everything ever valued here.
The Z16 index
16 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
| Value | Price | Latest move | Since origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| CCR^ Zo Creative Incorporated | € 48.55 | +2.4% | +10% |
| FND^ Z Friendship Technologies | € 10.74 | +1.5% | -73% |
| LAG^ Z Laughing Industry | € 4.02 | -0.7% | -95% |
| THN^ Thinking Z Technology | € 113.06 | +0.8% | +276% |
| RXZ^ Zo Relax. Company | € 10.65 | -1.5% | -47% |
| ZDP^ Z Depression Incorporated | € 189.66 | +3.2% | +636% |
| DYP^ Zo Happy Corporation | € 20.40 | -2.2% | -96% |
| EGO^ ZEGO Incorporated | € 9.23 | -1.1% | -70% |
| TLK^ Z Gossip Telecom | € 23.24 | +0.6% | +92% |
| EDZ^ Z Reader Incorporated | € 453.33 | +0.9% | +199% |
| JUW^ Zo Jewish Inc. | € 66.35 | +1.9% | -2% |
| LONE^ Loneliness Corporation | € 24.57 | +2.1% | -50% |
| PMS^ Z Stomach Pain Systems | € 288.73 | +2.3% | -43% |
| DSP^ Zo Spotless Dust Destroyer CO. | € 16.70 | +0.5% | -5% |
| TIRD^ Zo Fatigued Corporation | € 179.00 | +3.0% | +525% |
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| ZCW^ Z Colon Wastes | 0.50 | 208 |
| TESO^ Z Testosterone Corporation | 0.48 | 207 |
| NAIL^ FT Nail Defense Systems | 0.46 | 209 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| Nothing pulls hard against it. | ||
It made the wire
Dispatches from ZExchanges that named this value.
Z16 Index Sinks as Depression (ZDP) Soars 31% Amid Fatigue Build‑Up
Monday’s session saw the Z16 composite under pressure as ZDP^ spiked +31.0%, dragging the overall sentiment index into bearish territory. Fatigue ticker TIRD^ added +4.5% while stress gauge STS^ rose +1.8%, indicating a widening gap between energy and output. Liquidity dried up on the laughter front as LAG^ plunged -41.7%, and friendship bonds (FND^) slumped -22.5%, tightening the bid‑ask spread on emotional capital. Analysts note the stomach pain proxy PMS^ edging +2.6% as a warning sign of upcoming volatility. Outlook: resistance at -5% on the Z16, with a potential breakout if morale rebounds.
3 Aug 2026 · ZDP^,TIRD^,STS^,LAG^,FND^,PMS^
Z16 Slides as Sleep Earnings Miss Forecast, Stress Up 1%
Saturday, July 25 — The Z16 index opened flat but closed lower as Jason's sleep earnings fell short, dragging STS^ up 1.0% on rising stress and TLK^ plunging 29.9% on muted gossip. Core health metrics showed PMS^ down 7.5% after a brief fiber‑boost, while ZDP^ slipped 8.8% as depression weight held steady. Creative drive stayed flat, with CCR^ down 11.4% and THN^ edging +1.3% on stagnant thinking. Liquidity remained thin; only FND^ posted a modest 0.8% lift on friendship‑driven demand. Analysts flag a near‑term support zone around 92 on Z16, with resistance at 98 pending a sleep‑recovery catalyst.
25 Jul 2026 · STS^,TLK^,PMS^,ZDP^,CCR^,THN^,FND^
Z16 Under Pressure: ZDP^ Slides 2.3% as Depression Weighs, CCR^ Holds Creative Edge
Saturday, July 18 – The Z16 composite slipped 0.4% amid a 2.3% drop in ZDP^, reflecting a deepening depressive weight on Jason’s mood. Creative output stayed resilient, with CCR^ up 0.7% despite the gloom. Market commentary flags high stress as the primary drag, echoed by a 1.5% dip in STS^ and a 0.5% fall in LAG^. Liquidity is thin on the downside, and the 98‑point support line is now a key watchpoint. Analysts advise caution until the fatigue gauge TIRD^ (up 1.1%) stabilises.
18 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,CCR^,STS^,LAG^,TIRD^
Z16 Opens Slightly Higher as PMS^ Relieves Stomach Pain, DYP^ Sparks Joy
Saturday, July 18 – The Z16 index edged up 0.3% in early afternoon trade, led by a modest 1.8% rally in PMS^ as mild stomach relief eased discomfort. Meanwhile DYP^ posted a 0.5% gain, nudging the happiness gauge higher. Analysts note the technical brushwork on Jason’s current painting project is adding a thin layer of optimism, but creative spark remains flat. Volume stayed thin, with liquidity constrained by lingering stress signals from STS^ (-1.5%). Resistance at the 102‑point mark looks firm; a break could see the ticker test the 105 ceiling.
18 Jul 2026 · PMS^,DYP^,STS^
RXZ spikes 6% as Z lounges, stress index plunges 4%
Tuesday, July 14 – The Relaxation Index (RXZ^) surged 6.0% on the ZEXCHANGES tape as Jason "Z" clocked a full‑day off, sinking into Manhattan‑style couch comfort. Meanwhile, Stress (STS^) slid -4.0%, confirming a bearish reversal on the anxiety front. Analysts note a strong inverse correlation: each point of leisure lifts RXZ, dragging STS lower. Liquidity remained thin, but volume spikes in the comfort sector suggest a short‑term rally. Market sentiment turned bullish on downtime, with the day‑off catalyst overrunning the usual news‑driven volatility.
14 Jul 2026 · RXZ^,STS^