“Fuck it never works”
1 days ago
22 Feb 2008 — € 2.05
3 Aug 2026
13 May 2020
across 18.4 years
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
6 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +11,562.0% | 26 Mar 2008 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -99.2% | 25 Jan 2014 |
| Typical move | 55.52% | either way |
| Longest climb | 13 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 6 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 11 | days |
| Most written about in | 2015 | 2 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2008 +17,274%
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Worst: 2020 -92%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Almost nothing in this life has appreciated more.
The humour sector
21 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| LIB^ Ze Libido Industries | 1.00 | 212 |
| GRED^ Z Greed Incorporated | 1.00 | 213 |
| RECS^ Research Data Systems | 0.98 | 212 |
| JCO^ Z Listen Corporation | 0.95 | 213 |
| PON^ Z Point of View Corporation | 0.95 | 210 |
| SAF^ Stupid Anti-French Statements Telecom | 0.87 | 211 |
| SAC^ Stupid anti-American Comments Telecom | 0.80 | 212 |
| SCUL^ Z Sculpture Industries | 0.77 | 213 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| WWK^ Z Walking Transportation Corporation | -0.38 | 205 |