SAF^
Stupid Anti-French Statements Telecom
also listed as American Pride
“Merde Putain Francais de Merde”
ego JZLE — the life Grade A listed publicly
on the Big Board
€ 5.72
€ -0.64 · -10.06%
AS OF 3 Aug 2026
1 days ago
1 days ago
-85.3%
Since it was first valued
22 Feb 2008 — € 38.96
22 Feb 2008 — € 38.96
€ 398.27
Its highest ever
12 May 2008
12 May 2008
€ 2.99
Its lowest ever
2 Sep 2020
2 Sep 2020
-98.6%
Where it trades against its own best
546
Times it has been valued
across 18.4 years
across 18.4 years
0
Notes written about it
42/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
Oh you the French are so...
Risk
American Pride
what threatens it
Dividend
Hate Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
Alienation
what it yields
Held by
action
who this belongs to
Shares
147 / 310
still available of the total issued
Public book
434
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +901.0% | 26 Mar 2008 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -96.2% | 5 May 2020 |
| Typical move | 15.61% | either way |
| Longest climb | 9 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 7 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 12 | days |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2008 +809%
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Worst: 2010 -90%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — -85%
265 of 323
Importance to the life — 42/100
272 of 318
Months it has traded — 213
72 of 323
It trades in the middle of the life: neither a triumph nor a write-off.
The ego sector
33 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| GRED^ Z Greed Incorporated | 0.87 | 212 |
| LIB^ Ze Libido Industries | 0.87 | 211 |
| FRU^ Zo Frustrated Incorporated | 0.87 | 211 |
| RECS^ Research Data Systems | 0.86 | 211 |
| JCO^ Z Listen Corporation | 0.86 | 212 |
| PON^ Z Point of View Corporation | 0.83 | 209 |
| SAC^ Stupid anti-American Comments Telecom | 0.80 | 212 |
| SELF^ Zo Selfish Industry | 0.71 | 212 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| Nothing pulls hard against it. | ||