HYP^
Zo Hysteric Corporation
also listed as Calm
“OOOOHHHHHH SSHHHIIIITTT”
humour JZLE — the life Grade AAA listed publicly
€ 3.78
€ -0.64 · -14.48%
AS OF 3 Aug 2026
1 days ago
1 days ago
-99.2%
Since it was first valued
8 Jan 2009 — € 492.00
8 Jan 2009 — € 492.00
€ 515.00
Its highest ever
2 Nov 2009
2 Nov 2009
€ 1.29
Its lowest ever
12 Jun 2020
12 Jun 2020
-99.3%
Where it trades against its own best
545
Times it has been valued
across 17.6 years
across 17.6 years
4
Notes written about it
69/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
Chall' trying to sell drugs to the dare officer acting like the golf coach during golf practice. Good times!
Risk
Calm
what threatens it
Dividend
Hate Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
pain in the side
what it yields
Held by
self
who this belongs to
Shares
8 / 55
still available of the total issued
Public book
446
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
4 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
Depressed
Low energy
no point
Existential crisis
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +132.9% | 1 Jul 2020 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -83.8% | 2 Apr 2020 |
| Typical move | 11.61% | either way |
| Longest climb | 7 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 7 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 12 | days |
| Most written about in | 2013 | 1 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2025 +109%
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Worst: 2026 -73%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — -99%
318 of 323
Importance to the life — 69/100
183 of 318
Attention it has drawn — 4 notes
104 of 255
Months it has traded — 207
189 of 323
It sits in the bottom tenth — a value largely given up on.
The humour sector
21 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
It made the wire
Dispatches from ZExchanges that named this value.
Hysteria (HYP^) rockets 4% on sleepless swelter, liquidity dries up
The HYP^ instrument surged 4% in today’s session as a sleepless, sweltering night ignited a hysteria spike. Technicals show the candle breaking above the 78‑day moving average, with the bullish flag forming near the 95.0 resistance. Traders are dumping GOLF^ and PRI^ for HYP^, chasing the high‑beta play. Liquidity on the floor thinned, with bid‑ask spreads widening to 0.45 points. Analysts warn the heat‑driven stress index could face a pull‑back if the night‑shade cooling trend fails, but for now the momentum remains bullish, with volume at a six‑month high.
13 Jul 2026 · HYP^