LAG^
Ze Laughing Corporation
also listed as Depression
“Bodily reaction to good times...”
party JZBE — the body Grade A listed publicly
blue chip
€ 13.04
€ -3.06 · -19.01%
AS OF 1 Sep 2026
17 days ago
17 days ago
-99.8%
Since it was first valued
22 Feb 2008 — € 5,283.53
22 Feb 2008 — € 5,283.53
€ 5,983.53
Its highest ever
2 Jul 2008
2 Jul 2008
€ 2.02
Its lowest ever
3 Mar 2021
3 Mar 2021
-99.8%
Where it trades against its own best
515
Times it has been valued
across 18.5 years
across 18.5 years
7
Notes written about it
99/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
That was hilarious
Risk
Depression
what threatens it
Dividend
love dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
happiness
what it yields
Shares
32 / 150
still available of the total issued
Public book
425
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
7 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
Depression
RIchard Pryor
Ricky Gervais
Bill Burr
Lenny Bruce
Dave Chapelle
George Carlin
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +4,221.2% | 29 Mar 2015 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -99.0% | 13 Mar 2015 |
| Typical move | 18.19% | either way |
| Longest climb | 10 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 7 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 13 | days |
| Most written about in | 2012 | 2 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2021 +370%
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Worst: 2019 -97%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — -100%
320 of 323
Importance to the life — 99/100
10 of 318
Attention it has drawn — 7 notes
28 of 257
Months it has traded — 213
111 of 323
Almost nothing in this life has lost more.
The party sector
23 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| BRE^ Z Lungs Incorporated | 0.98 | 211 |
| ASB^ Zo Backside Corporation | 0.92 | 210 |
| RIB^ Rib Incorporated | 0.87 | 212 |
| FRT^ Z Farts Industry | 0.79 | 212 |
| SKUL^ Z Skull Defense | 0.69 | 211 |
| BICE^ O Bicep Defense Systems | 0.51 | 209 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| DRE^ Z Dreams Systems | -0.38 | 211 |
| GOD^ Oh My God Incorporated | -0.36 | 36 |
It made the wire
Dispatches from ZExchanges that named this value.
CCR rockets 2.5% on creative surge, FND spikes 182% fueling optimism
Thursday, Aug 6 — Creative Capital (CCR^) surged two‑point‑five percent, breaking out of its consolidation range as the creative sector posted a bullish crossover. Momentum indicators turned green, and the rally spilled over to FND^ which exploded 182.5% on the back of a friendship‑driven catalyst. The Z16 index closed marginally higher, with liquidity improving in the humor and health subsectors (LAG^, RXZ^). Analysts flag the breakout as a potential new high‑trend, but caution that the rapid FND^ gain may be a short‑term flash rally pending earnings confirmation.
6 Aug 2026 · CCR^,FND^,LAG^,RXZ^
Z16 Index Sinks as Depression (ZDP) Soars 31% Amid Fatigue Build‑Up
Monday’s session saw the Z16 composite under pressure as ZDP^ spiked +31.0%, dragging the overall sentiment index into bearish territory. Fatigue ticker TIRD^ added +4.5% while stress gauge STS^ rose +1.8%, indicating a widening gap between energy and output. Liquidity dried up on the laughter front as LAG^ plunged -41.7%, and friendship bonds (FND^) slumped -22.5%, tightening the bid‑ask spread on emotional capital. Analysts note the stomach pain proxy PMS^ edging +2.6% as a warning sign of upcoming volatility. Outlook: resistance at -5% on the Z16, with a potential breakout if morale rebounds.
3 Aug 2026 · ZDP^,TIRD^,STS^,LAG^,FND^,PMS^
CCR^ leads creative rally, but fatigue drags TIRD^ and LAG^ down
Monday, Jul 20 — Creative fire burns bright as CCR^ jumps 1.8%, breaking out of the 78‑80 range and testing resistance at 81. Meanwhile, fatigue index TIRD^ slipped 0.6% and laughs index LAG^ fell 0.9%, pulling the broader sentiment lower. Sector rotation sees capital flowing from TIRD^ to CCR^ as investors chase the higher‑beta creative premium. Analysts warn the rally may face headwinds from the lingering dip in EGO^ (-0.4%) and the modest slump in RXZ^. Watch the 80‑82 consolidation zone for next‑day momentum.
20 Jul 2026 · CCR^,TIRD^,LAG^,EGO^,RXZ^
Z16 Under Pressure: ZDP^ Slides 2.3% as Depression Weighs, CCR^ Holds Creative Edge
Saturday, July 18 – The Z16 composite slipped 0.4% amid a 2.3% drop in ZDP^, reflecting a deepening depressive weight on Jason’s mood. Creative output stayed resilient, with CCR^ up 0.7% despite the gloom. Market commentary flags high stress as the primary drag, echoed by a 1.5% dip in STS^ and a 0.5% fall in LAG^. Liquidity is thin on the downside, and the 98‑point support line is now a key watchpoint. Analysts advise caution until the fatigue gauge TIRD^ (up 1.1%) stabilises.
18 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,CCR^,STS^,LAG^,TIRD^
CCR^ +8% creative surge fuels BJJ boom, LAG^ laughter lifts morale
Creative catalyst CCR^ rockets 8.0% on hype from the BJJ project, pulling the sector into overbought territory. LAG^ adds 5.0% as laughter indices climb, confirming a bullish crossover on the MACD. Volume spikes 2.2×, indicating strong participation from the gym‑crew consortium. Analysts upgrade the Z‑index 16 outlook, citing reduced LONE^ exposure (-4%) and rising DYP^ happiness metrics (+6%). Resistance at 115.0 holds, but a breakout could trigger a rally across TLK^ gossip and RXZ^ relaxation tools.
11 Jul 2026 · CCR^,LAG^,TLK^,RXZ^,LONE^,DYP^