“Keeping me from imploding...”
priced today
22 Feb 2008 — € 53.84
3 May 2013
4 Nov 2026
across 18.7 years
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
1 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +325.6% | 2 Jul 2008 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -96.8% | 3 Nov 2026 |
| Typical move | 6.29% | either way |
| Longest climb | 11 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 10 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 14 | days |
| Most written about in | 2026 | 1 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2014 +240%
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Worst: 2026 -98%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
It sits in the bottom tenth — a value largely given up on.
The energy sector
33 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| BRE^ Z Lungs Incorporated | 0.84 | 214 |
| LAG^ Ze Laughing Corporation | 0.81 | 214 |
| ASB^ Zo Backside Corporation | 0.81 | 213 |
| FRT^ Z Farts Industry | 0.72 | 215 |
| SKUL^ Z Skull Defense | 0.64 | 214 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| FKK^ Fake Z Corporation | -0.47 | 198 |
| GOD^ Oh My God Incorporated | -0.36 | 37 |
| DRE^ Z Dreams Systems | -0.35 | 214 |