“Would you just shut the fuck up already, you dumb piece of shit...”
1 days ago
4 May 2010 — € 16.06
3 Apr 2026
2 Aug 2023
across 16.2 years
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
4 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +765.5% | 3 Apr 2026 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -93.3% | 18 Jun 2020 |
| Typical move | 10.83% | either way |
| Longest climb | 12 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 6 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 12 | days |
| Most written about in | 2017 | 1 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2024 +274%
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Worst: 2020 -83%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
It sits in the top tenth of everything ever valued here.
The ego sector
33 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| DDP^ Zo Disappointed Incorporation | 0.90 | 190 |
| SHWR^ Z Showering Enterprises | 0.86 | 190 |
| NOS^ Z Nosh Corporation | 0.77 | 191 |
| BYS^ Z Body Scrub & Shine Corporation | 0.62 | 191 |
| TOCH^ Z Touch Enterprises | 0.58 | 190 |
| FLH^ J Flesh Protection Services | 0.47 | 191 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| Nothing pulls hard against it. | ||