MBJ^
O Masturbating Industries
also listed as plus Internet
“The Masturbating professional...”
sex JZBE — the body Grade A listed publicly
€ 15.89
€ -2.84 · -15.16%
AS OF 3 Aug 2026
1 days ago
1 days ago
-93.5%
Since it was first valued
22 Feb 2008 — € 243.56
22 Feb 2008 — € 243.56
€ 355.18
Its highest ever
13 Jan 2013
13 Jan 2013
€ 10.44
Its lowest ever
2 Feb 2018
2 Feb 2018
-95.5%
Where it trades against its own best
509
Times it has been valued
across 18.4 years
across 18.4 years
6
Notes written about it
65/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
Did any one say porno?
Risk
plus Internet
what threatens it
Dividend
Erotic Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
fun
what it yields
Shares
35 / 110
still available of the total issued
Public book
402
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
6 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
Anxiety
Horney
No Time
Hot new girlfriend
Mutual Masturbation
Freed from girlfriend
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +101.0% | 4 Jan 2021 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -73.2% | 2 Feb 2018 |
| Typical move | 9.84% | either way |
| Longest climb | 12 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 13 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 13 | days |
| Most written about in | 2014 | 1 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2021 +89%
·
Worst: 2026 -78%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — -93%
291 of 323
Importance to the life — 65/100
193 of 318
Attention it has drawn — 6 notes
43 of 255
Months it has traded — 212
111 of 323
It sits in the bottom tenth — a value largely given up on.
The sex sector
17 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
| Value | Price | Latest move | Since origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| PEIS^ Z Penis Systems | € 116.30 | +33.1% | -74% |
| BBFC^ Boy Friend Z Incorporated | € 125.55 | -23.0% | +391% |
| TOCH^ Z Touch Enterprises | € 22.21 | -9.8% | -78% |
| LOVE^ Z Lover Technology | € 8,911.53 | -0.1% | +1,063% |
| NPT^ N Prostate Technology | € 25.65 | +6.0% | -3% |
| COK^ J Urethra Transports | € 36.96 | +5.0% | -58% |
| GRL^ JZN Girlfriend Incorporated | € 1,058.75 | +10.0% | +105% |
| JHO^ Z Cumming Services | € 9.75 | -6.0% | -96% |
| HUG^ Z Hugging Industries | € 214.84 | -19.0% | +140% |
| SEX^ Z SEX Incorporated | € 1.31 | -26.8% | -100% |
| LIB^ Ze Libido Industries | € 3.08 | -61.2% | +15% |
| TESO^ Z Testosterone Corporation | € 17.78 | -19.0% | +658% |
| KIS^ Z Kissing Industries | € 20.55 | -18.7% | -68% |
| ^BACH Z Bachelor Corporation | € -8.23 | +0.0% | -100% |
| JES^ J Estrogen Corporation | € 34.99 | +7.1% | +2,172% |
| BALL^ Z Testicles Incorporated | € 1,045.84 | -22.6% | -88% |