TESO^
Z Testosterone Corporation
“Making me manly...”
sex JZBE — the body grade A listed publicly
on the Big Board
€ 19.60
+€ 1.82 · +10.24%
AS OF 1 Sep 2026
17 days ago
17 days ago
+735.1%
Since it was first valued
22 Feb 2008 — € 2.35
22 Feb 2008 — € 2.35
€ 205.48
Its highest ever
3 Feb 2020
3 Feb 2020
€ 2.35
Its lowest ever
22 Feb 2008
22 Feb 2008
-90.5%
Where it trades against its own best
494
Times it has been valued
across 18.5 years
across 18.5 years
0
Notes written about it
75/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
The manly chemical for men.
Dividend
Fellow Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
aggression
what it yields
Shares
35 / 110
still available of the total issued
Public book
434
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +1,144.1% | 2 Sep 2008 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -62.4% | 2 Nov 2020 |
| Typical move | 9.84% | either way |
| Longest climb | 10 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 7 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 14 | days |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2008 +836%
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Worst: 2020 -69%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — +735%
31 of 323
Importance to the life — 75/100
157 of 318
Months it has traded — 212
158 of 323
It sits in the top tenth of everything ever valued here.
The sex sector
17 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
| Value | Price | Latest move | Since origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| PEIS^ Z Penis Systems | € 36.49 | -68.6% | -92% |
| BBFC^ Boy Friend Z Incorporated | € 131.83 | +5.0% | +416% |
| TOCH^ Z Touch Enterprises | € 24.43 | +10.0% | -76% |
| LOVE^ Z Lover Technology | € 9,319.34 | +4.6% | +1,117% |
| NPT^ N Prostate Technology | € 24.37 | -5.0% | -8% |
| COK^ J Urethra Transports | € 40.75 | +10.3% | -54% |
| GRL^ JZN Girlfriend Incorporated | € 955.52 | -9.8% | +85% |
| JHO^ Z Cumming Services | € 8.80 | -9.7% | -97% |
| HUG^ Z Hugging Industries | € 236.86 | +10.2% | +165% |
| SEX^ Z SEX Incorporated | € 1.24 | -5.3% | -100% |
| LIB^ Ze Libido Industries | € 2.93 | -4.9% | +10% |
| MBJ^ O Masturbating Industries | € 10.54 | -33.7% | -96% |
| KIS^ Z Kissing Industries | € 22.66 | +10.3% | -65% |
| ^BACH Z Bachelor Corporation | € -8.23 | +0.0% | -100% |
| JES^ J Estrogen Corporation | € 33.24 | -5.0% | +2,058% |
| BALL^ Z Testicles Incorporated | € 983.61 | -6.0% | -89% |
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| ZCW^ Z Colon Wastes | 0.98 | 210 |
| NAIL^ FT Nail Defense Systems | 0.95 | 211 |
| EAT^ Z Eats Industries | 0.85 | 211 |
| MEM^ Z Memory Technology Soft. | 0.49 | 209 |
| SIG^ Z Sight Systems | 0.48 | 211 |
| STS^ Z Stress Corporation | 0.48 | 208 |
| HAM^ O Hamstrings Transports | 0.45 | 211 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| Nothing pulls hard against it. | ||