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Z Cumming Services
also listed as trop ivre
“UMMMM Nice...”
sex JZBE — the body Grade A listed publicly
€ 9.75
€ -0.62 · -5.98%
AS OF 3 Aug 2026
1 days ago
1 days ago
-96.5%
Since it was first valued
22 Feb 2008 — € 275.67
22 Feb 2008 — € 275.67
€ 299.99
Its highest ever
9 Nov 2009
9 Nov 2009
€ 3.03
Its lowest ever
24 Apr 2019
24 Apr 2019
-96.7%
Where it trades against its own best
508
Times it has been valued
across 18.4 years
across 18.4 years
4
Notes written about it
89/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
One of the best parts of the day.
Risk
trop ivre
what threatens it
Dividend
Erotic Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
sperm
what it yields
Shares
25 / 100
still available of the total issued
Public book
418
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
4 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
Steady girlfriend
Steady girlfriend
Too drunk to Fuck
Steady girlfriend
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +230.0% | 1 May 2019 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -50.3% | 7 Feb 2019 |
| Typical move | 13.60% | either way |
| Longest climb | 10 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 21 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 13 | days |
| Most written about in | 2011 | 1 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2016 +153%
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Worst: 2015 -90%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — -96%
299 of 323
Importance to the life — 89/100
90 of 318
Attention it has drawn — 4 notes
104 of 255
Months it has traded — 212
111 of 323
It sits in the bottom tenth — a value largely given up on.
The sex sector
17 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
| Value | Price | Latest move | Since origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| PEIS^ Z Penis Systems | € 116.30 | +33.1% | -74% |
| BBFC^ Boy Friend Z Incorporated | € 125.55 | -23.0% | +391% |
| TOCH^ Z Touch Enterprises | € 22.21 | -9.8% | -78% |
| LOVE^ Z Lover Technology | € 8,911.53 | -0.1% | +1,063% |
| NPT^ N Prostate Technology | € 25.65 | +6.0% | -3% |
| COK^ J Urethra Transports | € 36.96 | +5.0% | -58% |
| GRL^ JZN Girlfriend Incorporated | € 1,058.75 | +10.0% | +105% |
| HUG^ Z Hugging Industries | € 214.84 | -19.0% | +140% |
| SEX^ Z SEX Incorporated | € 1.31 | -26.8% | -100% |
| LIB^ Ze Libido Industries | € 3.08 | -61.2% | +15% |
| TESO^ Z Testosterone Corporation | € 17.78 | -19.0% | +658% |
| MBJ^ O Masturbating Industries | € 15.89 | -15.2% | -93% |
| KIS^ Z Kissing Industries | € 20.55 | -18.7% | -68% |
| ^BACH Z Bachelor Corporation | € -8.23 | +0.0% | -100% |
| JES^ J Estrogen Corporation | € 34.99 | +7.1% | +2,172% |
| BALL^ Z Testicles Incorporated | € 1,045.84 | -22.6% | -88% |