+635.7%
Since it was first valued
22 Feb 2008 — € 25.78
22 Feb 2008 — € 25.78
€ 1,290.00
Its highest ever
1 Jun 2020
1 Jun 2020
€ 1.32
Its lowest ever
19 Jun 2020
19 Jun 2020
-85.3%
Where it trades against its own best
3,166
Times it has been valued
across 18.4 years
across 18.4 years
2
Notes written about it
90/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
We are the best gloom and doom, why waste your time, it can only fail, you miserable ugly loser corporation, which feels really bad too. Since 1997.
Risk
Prozac
what threatens it
Dividend
Love Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
pain
what it yields
Held by
self
who this belongs to
Shares
100 / 390
still available of the total issued
Public book
2,459
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
2 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
All bars in Paris closed
self-loathing
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +7,475.8% | 22 Jun 2020 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -99.3% | 19 Jun 2020 |
| Typical move | 12.33% | either way |
| Longest climb | 17 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 8 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 2 | days |
| Most written about in | 2018 | 1 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2024 +300%
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Worst: 2020 -89%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — +636%
35 of 323
Importance to the life — 90/100
55 of 318
Attention it has drawn — 2 notes
185 of 255
Months it has traded — 215
1 of 323
It trades in the middle of the life: neither a triumph nor a write-off.
The Z16 index
16 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
| Value | Price | Latest move | Since origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| CCR^ Zo Creative Incorporated | € 48.55 | +2.4% | +10% |
| FND^ Z Friendship Technologies | € 10.74 | +1.5% | -73% |
| LAG^ Z Laughing Industry | € 4.02 | -0.7% | -95% |
| THN^ Thinking Z Technology | € 113.06 | +0.8% | +276% |
| RXZ^ Zo Relax. Company | € 10.65 | -1.5% | -47% |
| DYP^ Zo Happy Corporation | € 20.40 | -2.2% | -96% |
| EGO^ ZEGO Incorporated | € 9.23 | -1.1% | -70% |
| STS^ Z Stress Corporation | € 5,775.86 | +1.2% | +1,380% |
| TLK^ Z Gossip Telecom | € 23.24 | +0.6% | +92% |
| EDZ^ Z Reader Incorporated | € 453.33 | +0.9% | +199% |
| JUW^ Zo Jewish Inc. | € 66.35 | +1.9% | -2% |
| LONE^ Loneliness Corporation | € 24.57 | +2.1% | -50% |
| PMS^ Z Stomach Pain Systems | € 288.73 | +2.3% | -43% |
| DSP^ Zo Spotless Dust Destroyer CO. | € 16.70 | +0.5% | -5% |
| TIRD^ Zo Fatigued Corporation | € 179.00 | +3.0% | +525% |
It made the wire
Dispatches from ZExchanges that named this value.
Blue Mood (LONE^) and Anxiety (ZDP^) Pull Up; Friendship (FND^) Lags
Tuesday, Aug 4 – LONE^ climbed 2.1% amid Z’s self‑reported blue mood, testing the 2.5% resistance while ZDP^ surged 3.2% as depression deepens. The twin‑sector rally outpaced the lagging FND^, which slipped 1.5% as friend‑contact latency widens. Market breadth shows a sector rotation from social capital to mental‑health exposure, with analysts flagging a potential over‑extension if anxiety spikes beyond 4%. Liquidity remains ample, but watch the upcoming earnings cue from the EGO^ reset for a possible corrective pullback.
4 Aug 2026 · LONE^,ZDP^,FND^
Z16 Index Sinks as Depression (ZDP) Soars 31% Amid Fatigue Build‑Up
Monday’s session saw the Z16 composite under pressure as ZDP^ spiked +31.0%, dragging the overall sentiment index into bearish territory. Fatigue ticker TIRD^ added +4.5% while stress gauge STS^ rose +1.8%, indicating a widening gap between energy and output. Liquidity dried up on the laughter front as LAG^ plunged -41.7%, and friendship bonds (FND^) slumped -22.5%, tightening the bid‑ask spread on emotional capital. Analysts note the stomach pain proxy PMS^ edging +2.6% as a warning sign of upcoming volatility. Outlook: resistance at -5% on the Z16, with a potential breakout if morale rebounds.
3 Aug 2026 · ZDP^,TIRD^,STS^,LAG^,FND^,PMS^
ZDP^ climbs 5.1% as depression weight adds pressure, investors brace
Wednesday, July 29 – ZDP^ rallied 5.1% despite the heavy‑handed depression load Z reports. The uptick reflects defensive buying: market makers hedge against the looming sleep‑debt cycle. Liquidity remains thin; BBFC^ (+3.6%) provides a morale cushion, while SLP^ (-3.4%) warns of sleeper‑stock fatigue. Traders eye the next support at 1.02, with a potential breakout if Z secures a restorative night. Earnings outlook stays muted pending a reset of the rest‑cycle KPI.
29 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,BBFC^,SLP^
Z16 Slides as Sleep Earnings Miss Forecast, Stress Up 1%
Saturday, July 25 — The Z16 index opened flat but closed lower as Jason's sleep earnings fell short, dragging STS^ up 1.0% on rising stress and TLK^ plunging 29.9% on muted gossip. Core health metrics showed PMS^ down 7.5% after a brief fiber‑boost, while ZDP^ slipped 8.8% as depression weight held steady. Creative drive stayed flat, with CCR^ down 11.4% and THN^ edging +1.3% on stagnant thinking. Liquidity remained thin; only FND^ posted a modest 0.8% lift on friendship‑driven demand. Analysts flag a near‑term support zone around 92 on Z16, with resistance at 98 pending a sleep‑recovery catalyst.
25 Jul 2026 · STS^,TLK^,PMS^,ZDP^,CCR^,THN^,FND^
ZDP^ surges 2.4% as depression weight anchors the market
Monday, Jul 20 — The ZDP^ index rallied 2.4% amid a heavy‑weight depression load, pushing the overall Z‑market into a bearish‑resistance zone at 1,025. Analysts note the uptick is a defensive hedge against the broader dip in PMS^ and FND^. Liquidity remains thin; traders are watching the 1,030 pivot for a breakout. Earnings from the creative sector (CCR^ +1.8%) provide a modest tailwind, but the macro‑sentiment stays muted. Z‑watchers brace for a possible pull‑back if the depression weight stalls above the 1,030 ceiling.
20 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,PMS^,FND^,CCR^
Z16 Under Pressure: ZDP^ Slides 2.3% as Depression Weighs, CCR^ Holds Creative Edge
Saturday, July 18 – The Z16 composite slipped 0.4% amid a 2.3% drop in ZDP^, reflecting a deepening depressive weight on Jason’s mood. Creative output stayed resilient, with CCR^ up 0.7% despite the gloom. Market commentary flags high stress as the primary drag, echoed by a 1.5% dip in STS^ and a 0.5% fall in LAG^. Liquidity is thin on the downside, and the 98‑point support line is now a key watchpoint. Analysts advise caution until the fatigue gauge TIRD^ (up 1.1%) stabilises.
18 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,CCR^,STS^,LAG^,TIRD^
ZDP up 3% as anxiety spikes, CCR down 3.5% on creative lag
Tuesday, July 14 – Depression and anxiety (ZDP^) rallied 3.0% amid heightened news anxiety, while Creative Output (CCR^) slipped -3.5% as Z took a day off and vacuumed the living room. The sector rotation from creative to mental‑health stress reflects a short‑term reallocation of attention. Analysts flag the dip in CCR as a temporary earnings miss, with the vacuum‑cleaning boost to domestic chores offsetting output. Volume in the mental‑wellness arena remains robust, hinting at a possible rebound once the day‑off lull fades.
14 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,CCR^
SLP^ Plummets 18.4% as Heat‑Scratched Sleep Cripples Sleeper Corp
In a scorching session, SLP^ nosedived 18.4% after Jason reported heat‑induced insomnia. The sleep‑deprivation shock hit the Sleeper Corp balance sheet hard, slashing overnight volume and widening the bid‑ask spread. Market makers cite a new low‑level support at 12.3, but resistance at 15.0 looks firm. BOO^ managed a 2.7% rally on shoulder‑pain‑driven blood flow, while ZDP^ rose 3.2% on low‑mood demand. Traders brace for a potential earnings downgrade as fatigue erodes productivity across the personal‑wellness sector.
12 Jul 2026 · SLP^,BOO^,ZDP^
Contrarian Rally: ZDP^ +4% & ZMT^ +3% Amid Nervous S&P Outlook
Despite the body‑sector drag, ZDP^ surged 4.0% and ZMT^ climbed 3.0% as Jason’s nervous chatter about Iran‑Hormuz sparked a contrarian bounce. The Depression ticker broke through its 105‑point resistance, buoyed by low‑beta liquidity and a long‑day lazy‑trend bias. Market makers flagged the uptick as a hedge against looming S&P 500 volatility on Monday. Expect continued upward pressure if the heat subsides and sentiment steadies.
11 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,ZMT^
ZDP^ rallies 7% as anxiety spikes, pain meds hint at bounce
Saturday session sees ZDP^ up 7.0% on the tape as anxiety spikes, but the market finds a foothold in pain‑medication demand. Analysts note the bullish divergence: RSI breaches 55, resistance at 102.5 broken, volume 1.4× average. Sector rotation from THN^ weakness to creative CCR^ strength lifts overall sentiment. Traders flag a short‑term support at 98.0 and watch the upcoming Z‑index 16 report for macro cues. Liquidity remains ample as investors hedge with TLK^ chatter‑driven rally.
11 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,THN^,CCR^,TLK^