PMS^
Z Pessimist Corporation
also listed as Success
“Not worth it.”
humour JZLE — the life Grade A listed publicly
€ 516.78
+€ 89.69 · +21.00%
AS OF 3 Aug 2026
1 days ago
1 days ago
+1,968.8%
Since it was first valued
3 Feb 2009 — € 24.98
3 Feb 2009 — € 24.98
€ 516.78
Its highest ever
3 Aug 2026
3 Aug 2026
€ 1.55
Its lowest ever
13 May 2020
13 May 2020
+0.0%
Where it trades against its own best
558
Times it has been valued
across 17.5 years
across 17.5 years
6
Notes written about it
75/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
The pivotal phrase from when I was a teenager. "Your hopless"
It won't work.
Dividend
Hate Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
Solitude
what it yields
Held by
attitude
who this belongs to
Shares
108 / 300
still available of the total issued
Public book
447
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
The chronicle
6 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.
Life
Government handling pandemic
artworld
Trump government
some success
new girlfriend
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +6,402.6% | 1 Jun 2020 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -97.5% | 5 May 2020 |
| Typical move | 29.55% | either way |
| Longest climb | 10 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 17 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 11 | days |
| Most written about in | 2017 | 2 notes |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2014 +235%
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Worst: 2013 -76%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — +1,969%
17 of 323
Importance to the life — 75/100
157 of 318
Attention it has drawn — 6 notes
43 of 255
Months it has traded — 205
225 of 323
It sits in the top tenth of everything ever valued here.
The humour sector
21 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| RCL^ Z Recluse Corporation | 0.74 | 201 |
| RIZ^ Z&Z Repetition Incorporated | 0.72 | 203 |
| OZO^ Zover & Zover Again Incorporated | 0.70 | 201 |
| REC^ Z Rectum Industries | 0.65 | 203 |
| STK^ Zo Stuck Corporation | 0.62 | 204 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| Nothing pulls hard against it. | ||
It made the wire
Dispatches from ZExchanges that named this value.
Z's Stomach Pain Meds (PMS^) Surge 2.3% as Anxiety Holds Resistance
Tuesday, Aug 4 – The PMS^ sector opened bullish on the back of Z’s reported stomach ache, breaking the 2% resistance line and trading 2.3% higher. Analysts note a tight liquidity pool as the anxiety index spikes, providing upside momentum for pain‑relief equities. Volume surged 18% versus the 10‑day average, with the ticker now eyeing a secondary target at +3.5% before the day's close. Creative stocks (CCR^) also rallied, supporting a broader health‑and‑wellness rotation. The market watches Z’s next move for potential pull‑back triggers.
4 Aug 2026 · PMS^,CCR^
Family Talk (JUW) Quiet, Yet Muscle Gains (BJJ) Boost Physical Sector
Despite a flat JUW^ +8.8% indicating muted family chatter, the physical health sector showed resilience. Muscle soreness from BJJ training lifted the strength index, offsetting a modest dip in relaxation (RXZ^ -16.9%). The pain index PMS^ rose +2.6% but stayed within tolerable bounds, while the creative spark (CCR^) held steady at -0.6%. Market participants note the divergence: a quiet domestic front versus a bullish trend in physical conditioning. Short‑term outlook sees a potential bounce in relaxation once recovery stabilises, with support around -1% on RXZ^.
3 Aug 2026 · JUW^,RXZ^,PMS^,CCR^
Z16 Index Sinks as Depression (ZDP) Soars 31% Amid Fatigue Build‑Up
Monday’s session saw the Z16 composite under pressure as ZDP^ spiked +31.0%, dragging the overall sentiment index into bearish territory. Fatigue ticker TIRD^ added +4.5% while stress gauge STS^ rose +1.8%, indicating a widening gap between energy and output. Liquidity dried up on the laughter front as LAG^ plunged -41.7%, and friendship bonds (FND^) slumped -22.5%, tightening the bid‑ask spread on emotional capital. Analysts note the stomach pain proxy PMS^ edging +2.6% as a warning sign of upcoming volatility. Outlook: resistance at -5% on the Z16, with a potential breakout if morale rebounds.
3 Aug 2026 · ZDP^,TIRD^,STS^,LAG^,FND^,PMS^
Z16 Slides as Sleep Earnings Miss Forecast, Stress Up 1%
Saturday, July 25 — The Z16 index opened flat but closed lower as Jason's sleep earnings fell short, dragging STS^ up 1.0% on rising stress and TLK^ plunging 29.9% on muted gossip. Core health metrics showed PMS^ down 7.5% after a brief fiber‑boost, while ZDP^ slipped 8.8% as depression weight held steady. Creative drive stayed flat, with CCR^ down 11.4% and THN^ edging +1.3% on stagnant thinking. Liquidity remained thin; only FND^ posted a modest 0.8% lift on friendship‑driven demand. Analysts flag a near‑term support zone around 92 on Z16, with resistance at 98 pending a sleep‑recovery catalyst.
25 Jul 2026 · STS^,TLK^,PMS^,ZDP^,CCR^,THN^,FND^
ZDP^ surges 2.4% as depression weight anchors the market
Monday, Jul 20 — The ZDP^ index rallied 2.4% amid a heavy‑weight depression load, pushing the overall Z‑market into a bearish‑resistance zone at 1,025. Analysts note the uptick is a defensive hedge against the broader dip in PMS^ and FND^. Liquidity remains thin; traders are watching the 1,030 pivot for a breakout. Earnings from the creative sector (CCR^ +1.8%) provide a modest tailwind, but the macro‑sentiment stays muted. Z‑watchers brace for a possible pull‑back if the depression weight stalls above the 1,030 ceiling.
20 Jul 2026 · ZDP^,PMS^,FND^,CCR^
Z16 Opens Slightly Higher as PMS^ Relieves Stomach Pain, DYP^ Sparks Joy
Saturday, July 18 – The Z16 index edged up 0.3% in early afternoon trade, led by a modest 1.8% rally in PMS^ as mild stomach relief eased discomfort. Meanwhile DYP^ posted a 0.5% gain, nudging the happiness gauge higher. Analysts note the technical brushwork on Jason’s current painting project is adding a thin layer of optimism, but creative spark remains flat. Volume stayed thin, with liquidity constrained by lingering stress signals from STS^ (-1.5%). Resistance at the 102‑point mark looks firm; a break could see the ticker test the 105 ceiling.
18 Jul 2026 · PMS^,DYP^,STS^