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+3,250.9%
Since it was first valued
8 Jan 2009 — € 264.28
€ 9,845.45
Its highest ever
11 Jun 2025
€ 2.55
Its lowest ever
3 Jun 2020
-10.1%
Where it trades against its own best
580
Times it has been valued
across 17.6 years
14
Notes written about it
57/100
How central it is to a life

What this value is

The prospectus, as it was filed.

The dread of it all. That keeps coming & coming when you least want it. How could this possible end well and why did I say that all those years ago, while drunk, at the party. Everyone obviously remembers. What a loser.

Its own pages on the exchange →

Risk
Control
what threatens it
Dividend
Hat Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
Depression
what it yields
Shares
104 / 245
still available of the total issued
Public book
465
prices visitors can see on the board

Every price it has ever held

The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.

The chronicle

14 notes pinned to this value, newest first, each shown against the move it witnessed.

Tariffs
7 Apr 2025  ·  € 8,550.20  ·  +21.0% on the day
Trump
8 Feb 2025  ·  € 6,423.89  ·  +45.2% on the day
Trump
8 Nov 2024  ·  € 4,213.23  ·  +34.0% on the day
Not enough money
9 Jan 2024  ·  € 1,111.69  ·  +15.5% on the day
Fired from jobs
2 May 2020  ·  € 500.94  ·  +24.9% on the day
Sold art
1 May 2019  ·  € 200.92  ·  -19.8% on the day
Every conversation since 1994
5 Feb 2018  ·  € 643.48  ·  +0.6% on the day
Social angst
13 Dec 2016  ·  € 721.44  ·  +1.0% on the day
No enough money
1 Apr 2016  ·  € 803.29  ·  -0.1% on the day
Vacation
1 Aug 2015  ·  € 301.30  ·  -5.5% on the day
Big show in fall
23 Jun 2015  ·  € 785.30  ·  +0.6% on the day
VIsa
2 Aug 2014  ·  € 400.29  ·  +20.4% on the day
Existential crisis
26 Aug 2013  ·  € 479.02  ·  +1.0% on the day
Newly single
22 Dec 2012  ·  € 425.72  ·  +7.8% on the day

Records & rhythm

How this value behaves when it moves.

Biggest single rise +2,177.9% 22 Jun 2020
Biggest single fall -98.2% 5 May 2020
Typical move 9.91% either way
Longest climb 31 valuations in a row
Longest slide 4 valuations in a row
Repriced about every 11 days
Most written about in 2016 2 notes

Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2024 +338%  ·  Worst: 2010 -80%

Where it stands on the exchange

Measured against every other value ever listed here.

Lifetime performance — +3,251% 14 of 323
Importance to the life — 57/100 226 of 318
Attention it has drawn — 14 notes 3 of 255
Months it has traded — 207 189 of 323

It sits in the top tenth of everything ever valued here.

The humour sector

21 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.

ValuePrice Latest move Since origin
GOLF^ Z Patience Incorporated € 432.11 -18.5% +3,289%
FRU^ Zo Frustrated Incorporated € 1,033.04 +2.0% +50,292%
ALN^ Zo Alone Corporation € 21.97 +15.5% -27%
DUI^ Zuck It Were All Go'in to Die Corporation € 20.83 -27.1% -42%
FEK^ Zo Ferklempt Media Corporation € 283.08 -19.0% +25%
OVW^ Zo Overwhelmed Incorporated € 34.56 -23.0% -1%
PMS^ Z Pessimist Corporation € 516.78 +21.0% +1,969%
VUL^ Z Vulgar Corporation € 11.00 -19.0% -72%
HYP^ Zo Hysteric Corporation € 3.78 -14.5% -99%
ZST^ Zo Ashamed Corporation € 239.77 +10.0% +429%
DDP^ Zo Disappointed Incorporation € 461.03 +5.0% +964%
COPL^ Z Complaining Corporation € 836.28 -5.0% +5,278%
PRI^ Zo Paranoid Corporation € 755.37 -14.5% +163%
OPS^ Z Optimist Incorporated € 4.82 -14.5% -77%
OUT^ Zout to Get Me Systems € 140.43 -14.5% -31%
FOU^ Irrational Corporation € 11.65 -23.1% -98%
FER^ Z Fear Incorporated € 582.22 +15.5% +454%
GNY^ Zagony corporation € 17.99 +9.2% -91%
SUI^ Suicidal Tendencies System € 15.89 +5.0% +506%
BRK^ Z Breakdown Incorporated € 466.82 +21.0% -7%

What moves with it

Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.

Moves with itrmonths
TCH^ Z Teacher Industries 0.71 187
ARR^ Z Arrogance Incorporated 0.63 206
DYP^ Zo Happy Corporation 0.61 191
JEL^ Z Jealous Systems 0.60 205
DES^ Z Desire Systems 0.60 206
RXZ^ Zo Relax. Company 0.60 206
PRD^ Z Pride Technologies 0.59 195
DRW^ Zo Addicted Incorporated 0.58 203
Moves against itrmonths
Nothing pulls hard against it.

It made the wire

Dispatches from ZExchanges that named this value.

Anxiety Index (BBW^) jumps 3.2% as love feels distant, market cools
Monday’s opening saw the BBW^ ticker climb 3.2% on a wave of relationship‑risk anxiety. Analysts note a widening spread between affection and expectation, pushing the resistance level to 112.5 on the sentiment chart. Volume surged as traders rotated from GOLF^ into BBW^, seeking a hedge against marital‑doubt volatility. The sector’s earnings outlook remains muted; the love‑deficit index is expected to test the next support at 108.0 before any bullish reversal. Meanwhile, the heat‑induced sleep deficit is dragging overall liquidity, prompting a cautious outlook from the floor.
13 Jul 2026  ·  BBW^

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