^BACH
Z Bachelor Corporation
also listed as petite amie
“For the Z inside all you ladies.”
sex JZLE — the life Grade A unlisted
on the Big Board
€ 0.00
€ -0.10 · -100.00%
AS OF 1 Jul 2019
2591 days ago
2591 days ago
-100.0%
Since it was first valued
3 Nov 2008 — € 45.23
3 Nov 2008 — € 45.23
€ 510.40
Its highest ever
7 Feb 2014
7 Feb 2014
€ 0.00
Its lowest ever
1 Jul 2019
1 Jul 2019
-100.0%
Where it trades against its own best
265
Times it has been valued
across 10.7 years
across 10.7 years
0
Notes written about it
32/100
How central it is to a life
What this value is
The prospectus, as it was filed.
Helping that deep down desire to sleep with every woman in the bar, or at least while I have my beer goggles on.
Risk
petite amie
what threatens it
Dividend
Erotic Dollar
what it pays out
Bond yield
Confidence
what it yields
Held by
looks
who this belongs to
Shares
309 / 555
still available of the total issued
Public book
220
prices visitors can see on the board
Every price it has ever held
The full book, from its first valuation to its last. Gold dots mark the moments a note was written — hover one to read it.
Records & rhythm
How this value behaves when it moves.
| Biggest single rise | +9,900.0% | 19 Nov 2016 |
|---|---|---|
| Biggest single fall | -100.0% | 1 Jul 2019 |
| Typical move | 75.42% | either way |
| Longest climb | 17 | valuations in a row |
| Longest slide | 8 | valuations in a row |
| Repriced about every | 15 | days |
Year by year, against the previous year’s close.
Best: 2012 +1,155%
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Worst: 2019 -100%
Where it stands on the exchange
Measured against every other value ever listed here.
Lifetime performance — -100%
323 of 323
Importance to the life — 32/100
285 of 318
Months it has traded — 83
310 of 323
Almost nothing in this life has lost more.
The sex sector
17 values share this sector. Their latest prints, most important first.
| Value | Price | Latest move | Since origin |
|---|---|---|---|
| PEIS^ Z Penis Systems | € 116.30 | +33.1% | -74% |
| BBFC^ Boy Friend Z Incorporated | € 125.55 | -23.0% | +391% |
| TOCH^ Z Touch Enterprises | € 22.21 | -9.8% | -78% |
| LOVE^ Z Lover Technology | € 8,911.53 | -0.1% | +1,063% |
| GRL^ JZN Girlfriend Incorporated | € 1,058.75 | +10.0% | +105% |
| COK^ J Urethra Transports | € 36.96 | +5.0% | -58% |
| NPT^ N Prostate Technology | € 25.65 | +6.0% | -3% |
| JHO^ Z Cumming Services | € 9.75 | -6.0% | -96% |
| HUG^ Z Hugging Industries | € 214.84 | -19.0% | +140% |
| SEX^ Z SEX Incorporated | € 1.31 | -26.8% | -100% |
| LIB^ Ze Libido Industries | € 3.08 | -61.2% | +15% |
| TESO^ Z Testosterone Corporation | € 17.78 | -19.0% | +658% |
| MBJ^ O Masturbating Industries | € 15.89 | -15.2% | -93% |
| KIS^ Z Kissing Industries | € 20.55 | -18.7% | -68% |
| JES^ J Estrogen Corporation | € 34.99 | +7.1% | +2,172% |
| BALL^ Z Testicles Incorporated | € 1,045.84 | -22.6% | -88% |
What moves with it
Other values whose month-to-month moves rhyme with this one — or run against it. Only months both actually traded are counted, and a pattern has to hold for at least three years to appear here.
| Moves with it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| FELL^ Z Downward spiral Transportation Corporation | 0.59 | 65 |
| WIS^ JZ Wisdom Incorporated | 0.51 | 82 |
| Moves against it | r | months |
|---|---|---|
| LOVE^ Z Lover Technology | -0.37 | 81 |